A Fashion Fixation: Lady in Red

November 30, 2010

Soooo, this post should REALLY be titled "Objects in this post look bigger than they appear" and by objects I mean my boobs. This dress makes them look like watermelons instead of the grapefruit that they really are. (Yes, I just realized I was comparing my hootie hoots to fruit)

Do any articles of clothing make you look bigger, smaller or more busty? What's up with that? This dress may have to go up for sale soon, maybe to someone with baby lemons to add that oomph factor since it clearly takes my chest up a notch. And there I go with the fruit talk again...