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Dear Muffin Top....

January 13, 2011

Dear Muffin Top,

It is time to bid you farewell...I have not minded you during the holidays while I was cramming turkey, Christmas cookies and other festive treats into my mouth but enough is enough. It is gonna be summer before we know it and I cannot conceal you with cardigans and baggy shirts during the warmer months.

I have gone and joined Jenny Craig...now before you get mad at me, don't worry because you will not disappear over night. It will take some dedication and self control, but before you know it you will be gone and all my clothing will breathe a sigh of relief.

Good Riddance, Ashley

P.S. I have enclosed some pictures so you can see what you are doing to my body in clothes...



This is me pleading with you, muffin top, to GO AWAY...


BCBG skirt purchased on eBay

Nine West heels purchased at TJ Maxx

Old Navy turtleneck

eBay sweater

Target tights

Stella and Dot earrings gifted by my sister-in-law

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