1. Why do women wear tennis shoes with business suits (get yourself a cute pair of ballet flats)
2. The way your pee smells after you have eaten asparagus
3. Why do clients/employees always call or walk in the last 5 minutes before closing...you have had all day people!
4. How scaring someone is supposed to stop you from having the hiccups
5. Esperanza Spalding beating out Justin Bieber for Best New Artist at the Grammy's





Payless boots
Ann Taylor Loft shirt
Kohl's skirt
Target belt
Dillards's cardigan